Saturday, 29 October 2011

Tweeter Review: X-Factor Live Show 4

Good news-ish, I've managed to find some embed videos this week. Unfortunately, not all. And they are the long versions including the intro's and judges comments (which are interesting because (the annoying) 2009's winner Alexanda Burke steps in for an "ill" Kelly Rowland)

KEY:
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Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.

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Last but not least

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Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!

(p.s. I tried to condense it to avoid going through a bunch of repetitive tweets, but today is tooooo much joke.)


@kellya309 Kelly A
#xfactor Here we go, monkeys!

Alexandra Burke in for Kelly

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Shouts out to MIss Burke for replacing Kelly

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Helllllloooo Alexandra! Long time no see!!!!! #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Tulisa has raised her game on the outfit front. WOW!!!! Alexandra looks stunning too. #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio™
Yo black girls, what's Alexandra's weave saying? #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Alexandra's weave has caught some of Kelly's anointing. Great start. #Xfactor

@newsychick1 Karen AKA Newsychick
Well, even though she irritates me, I will say Alexandra's hair looks nice. It's no Kelly weave but still liking it.

@wepluggoodmusic Ayodele Adepoju
Alexander Burke yeah? #xfactor

@MannyUK Manny
Alex 1 Tulisa 0

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
I miss Kelly x

@Popjustice Popjustice
I love Alexandra Burke. #xfactor

@LadyChann Lady Chann
Kellys fine in sunny Miami luv!!! Hahahaha! Paaaaaar!!!

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Hold tight Alexandra Burke making up the ethnic minority quota

@marvynharrison Marvyn Harrison
Kelly Rowland needs to be back next week! Thanks

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Some people watching, will think Alex is Kelly same way and not actually notice the difference. Don't get it twisted ... #xfactor

@KELLYROWLAND KELENDRIA ROWLAND
by VexintheCity
I am so devastated that I can't be there but I will be streaming live! #xfactor

The Risk

Click to watch intro as Ashley leaves

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Does Ashley think he is Jason DERULOOOOOOOOO? About he's ridin' solo already #XFactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Nah not the trembling lip ting. Pure MOISTURE on my screen right now. #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
ohh no he was the one that sang beautiful girl out of tune

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @William_Adam: crying on tv like a Bitch

@LadyChann Lady Chann
Paaaaaarrr!!!! They got over their mate QUICK!!! Jheeeeeeze!!!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
#XFactor where LOYALTY does not exist! People will snake you for a cup of tea!!! What about Nu Vibe Ashford? #XFactor



@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
This is crap #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
nooo out of tune,,,, wtf this is a mess... leather jackets are cute though,

@marvynharrison Marvyn Harrison
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER (Chris Tucker voice) cover Michael Jackson Thriller

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Wouldnt it be funny if after all of this, The Risk were voted off lol

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Looks like The Risk are going home for musical massacre once again. This Ashton guy should have stayed at home

@VanessaLaker Vanessa Laker
The Risk were better with Ashley

@TwinTings TwinTings
by marvynharrison
But seriously though Keisha & Mutya are about, they could have done any of these jobs going tonight.....

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
I keep saying it, but Brian Friedman's "creative jouge" is missing from this series. It's all bit tea with no sugar. #xfactor

Alexandra calls them magical

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
magical??? bring back Kelly lol

Johnny Robinson performs Billie Holiday "That Ole Devil Called Love"(intro, performance and judges comments here or performance only here)

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
he sounds nice today I can see him doin the royal variety show and then old peoples homes lol

@mrnicklevine Nick Levine
by digitalspy
bloody hell alison moyet really has lost weight

@madnewsblog Mad News
COME ON JOHNNY!!!!!!!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
GWARN JOHNNY!!!

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I'm sorry, I was so bored by that. LOVE Johnny but let's bring the fun back. Hope Gary didn't get him too excited. #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @AngryBritain: Yes Johnny, you are very special. Needs #xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Beg someone give skeletor some yam & green banana real quick. #xfactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
Jonny is always shaking! I know it's not cos he's nervous - he just needs to eat. He's the same width as the tie he's wearing

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @AngryBritain: Oh Jesus Johnny! The mask! The mask! Take it off!! Oh no, wait ... #xfactor < leave my Johnny

@danwootton Dan Wootton
So Kelly's watching! RT @KELLYROWLAND: Wow, Johnny sounds SO GREAT! yayyyyy!

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madnewsblog Mad News
RT @MarvinSparks: Anyone notice they didn't go for a break after the first performance? They're trying hard to keep viewers < lol

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I just wanna shove chopsticks up Alexandra Burke's nose whenever she starts talking. #XFactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
Are they gonna extend the show for Alexandra's comments? I don't care how much u spent on your weave Alex - I AINT MISSING THE FOOTBALL!

@TwinTings TwinTings
Does Louis meet any black people outside X Factor? I bet he thinks we can all sing & dance.

Sophie Habibis performs Nancy Sinatra "Bang Bang"



@LadyChann Lady Chann
Yaaaaawwwn

@Popjustice Popjustice
Jesus Christ what a racket #xfactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
sorry, she is just talking! #xFactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
This girl will be gone soon. Boring nuh frig

@Nardenescott Nardene Scott
Nah she shud av buss some remix or suttin dead

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
She shoulda kicked into the Cream Cartel "Bang Bang" youtube.com/watch?v=GqPo8k… RIP Channel U

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
So Sophie is this years Rebecca "Woody" Ferguson then... #xfactor

@OfficialMason Mason Smillie
Who is this Sophie Habibis your all talking about? Is she new? ALLNOW I just can't keep up!

Alex says she has tuning problems

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Alex please that's your group, and you just dissed her??? wow wrong

@tymusic Ty
by XianLoves
Errrrrrr who made alexandria an expert! Hello yoo hoo!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
i told you Alexandra has verbal diarrhea

@ArchnaSawjani ArchnaSawjani
Err did Alexandra not get the memo - You are supposed to support the girls not highlight pitch problems!

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
WTF is Alex talking about! Get her off the judging panel pronto! And make her leave her dress on the side so I can pick it up later!

@RicRocstarr Ricardo Williams
by Caligraphist
OMDaaaaays! Alexandra siad "slight tuning problems" how rich#xfactor

Marcus Collins performs Stevie Wonder "Superstitious" x INXS "Need You Tonight" full vid or performance only

@LadyChann Lady Chann
Marcus alwYs does that side to side dance! Looool

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
great song choice.. and i quite like the smokey eyes

@madnewsblog Mad News
What the hell is this? #X-Factor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Marcus is not a popstar for me. There, I said it. #xfactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Marcus is one of the strongest on here BUT that didnt do it for me. Johhny is on TOP this week, Yeah i said it! #Xafctor

@TheRealGhetts The Real Ghetto
This is shit where's misha and janet they sing from the soul

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@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
Nah this whole episode of #XFactor has been #battywash thus far

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Alexandra's wearing weave that comes without a tag or a bag. Blessed remy. Break the bank remy. Grew from someone's head remy. Go Alex!

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
I still love my Alex. A lil excitable, but at least she has personality. Plus Kelendria needed to cool off before she clap down Tulisa.

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
by loudmouthmelvin
If I was a judge on here, I'd simply say. Nah your all dogs mess, now go and live in isolation for eternity. Glorified karaoke this is.....

Misha B performs Gloria Jones "Tainted Love"



@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Misha on TV with her head scarf on same way!! #xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Why did they dress her like the devil. Are they trying to emphasise on this BULLY thins lol

@PilarOfSociety Pilar Nalwimba
Why in this day n age to ppl draw on eyebrows cc Misha B

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
:-O Mischas dressed like Grace Jones this week!

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Hate this song for Misha B, total cack. Love the hair though.

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Is this horn monstrosity really necessary babe? #xfactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Why's my girl always in a hoodie?

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @AngryBritain: I have to say I think Grace Jones is being incredibly generous with her wardrobe this series #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Misha is a pop star already! This could be a guest performance on the result show'! #differentleague

@VanessaLaker Vanessa Laker
Luvin' Misha B's performance!!!!

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
What are the odds of Tulisa heaping praise? "I know you've had a tough week but you overcame that and put that into the performance"

@TwinTings TwinTings
Did Kittys eyebrows jump on to Misha's forhead & join hands?

@TwinTings TwinTings
Imagine if Kelly just jumped out Misha's hair & did the last chorus

@danwootton Dan Wootton
by LadyChann
I think Misha B was incredible tonight. Wow! A million times better than anything Cher Lloyd ever did. #xfactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Who knew this is the original? I didnt. Hold tight @ronnieherel -- GLORIA JONES- "TAINTED LOVE" (1964) youtube.com/watch?v=NSehta… via @youtube

Tulisa praises Misha

@tymusic Ty
Oooh tulissa sucking up to mischa!!! She been reading twitter

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Shut up Tulisa. "You were born to be a star". Babes, you weren't! #xfactor

@MrAmaru Amaru Wilcox
Is that Tulisa still talking?

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Whatever tulisa. U tried to sabotage her last week. Don't try and talk nonsense now! Louis arse licking hard

@AraTheCoach Ara
awwwwwwww Tulisa!!!! Shulda just straight said sorry n kept it short mannnnn!!! #xFactor

@MissLadyG Lady G
Shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

@SoFrolushes Mrs L.D.
by MsQuiche
Tulisa now sucking up to Misha B - oh how the tables have turned #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Misha is a bigger and better talent than Alex! Seems pointless Alex tryna give her advice! Ur own career is barely holding on hunnay! Ouch!

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
All I'm seeing on my TL is "Tulisa" "begging" "shut up" LMAO

@cleosol CleoSol
by MannyNorte
Lol initt RT @AmplifyDot: Alexandra is angling for a full time position.. Someone tell her she's temping please.

Janet Devlin performs The Police "Every Breath You Take"



@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Love Janet but she is seriously out of tune. I think this is her style. hmmm good song choice, bad performance #xfactoruk

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Someone show this Janet girl what notes are. She couldn't find a key in a locksmiths

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
This just isnt working is it Janet #XFactor

Frankie Cocozza performs The Clash "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Frankie!!!! Another pile of sh*te.....

@kellya309 Kelly A
I hate Frankie. Knob.

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
You are not Russel Brand



@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
tea break time to put the kettle on

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Frankie looks like he needs to visit the clinic. #Xfactor

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Should you stay or should you go? Erm, let me think about that. Is there an option for 'Fuck off?' #xfactor

@BeaW12 Beatrice Alessio
At least they chose an appropriate song for him

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Didn't we have the "grand entrance" last week? #xfactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Just woke up (no Wiley), they did this played out WWE entrance last week. At least Frank gets away with looking like a stray today

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Ugh at this Frankie wahala. I have never been a fan of talking in an inflated accent being any type of "singing" #nolove #xfactor

Alex Burke's comment's

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
"Mite be back" Alex!!!?? Lets hope not!!! #XFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
vblvhdjkbvckdsvcbjladsgcsajhbdjahsvfjkabfsd Gary Parlow said Alexandra's only here for one night....the guy is class

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@newsychick1 Karen AKA Newsychick
Ok something else nice about Alexandra Burke...I love her dress and she can actually sing.

@Popjustice Popjustice
I sort of forgive Gary for wanting to be Frankie's friend because Frankie (Robbie) wouldn't be his friend 15 yrs ago. #xfactor

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
by loudmouthmelvin
Fingers crossed that a light has fell from above the stage and crushed Burke during the adverts. #wishfulthinking

Kitty performs Eurythmics "Sweet Dreams" click here for full or watch performance only...



@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
poor mans Gaga..is this the best we have in the UK??

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Kitty, this isn't a 'Sweet Dream', this is a 'Nightmare' #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
Kitty puts on the best stage show of all the contestants in this series of #XFactor

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Kitty weren't half bad 2nyt #XFactor

@kellya309 Kelly A
There's no way on earth this woman is six years younger than me. No freaking way.#kitty

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i don't trust her... wouldn't leave my bag around her lol

@CEThomson Charles Thomson
by MsQuiche
"I love the fact that you're a diva." White contestants are allowed to be divas. If they're black though, they're arrogant bullies. #xfactor

Alex's comments

@tymusic Ty
Alexandra is begging it big time !...

@madnewsblog Mad News
LOL @ Alexandra and Louis... Gawd...

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
'Ok.com' she says...... -_- #AlexandraXFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
RT OK.COM LOL

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
OMG I JUST LOCKED ONTO XFACTOR AND SEE THIS BURKE CHATTING GREEZE HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

@Jpizzledizzle Joseph JP Patterson
Alexandra Burke should just look pretty and say nowt. She's annoying me!

@MoTheComedian Mo the Comedian
Yo Calm ya bludclart Alex your just filling for someone for 1 show be easy #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
My timeline is full of okay.com, amazing #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
How long till OK.com is trending? Love it! #xfactor

@SholaAma Shola Ama
Burkey is cracking me up! Loololol..my 15 year old cousin said "she's on a hype,she needs to chill..she's a supply judge" hahjdjdysdjhdsaka!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
I think shes been watching The Braxton Family values. Tamar Braxton wants her quotes back Miss Burke lol

@Incisive1 Incisive
by BeaW12
Alexandra Burke is TOP trending in london - I just checked the timeline...not...ONE...good...comment...PR Team....HELP!

@PinBoardBlog PinBoardBlog.com
quick fact: everyone (except gary 'the don' barlow) on the x-factor is a retard. judges & contestants alike. that is all. bye(dotcom).

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT@example Someone just told me Alexandra Burke is a stand-in judge on X Factor tonight? That's like Stevie Wonder judging Miss World

@danwootton Dan Wootton
OK DOT COM is trending worldwide. Alexandra Burke's number give. LOVE IT! #xfactor #xfactor

Little Mix (formerly Rhytmix) perform Katy Perry "E.T." click here for full or continue reading for performance only

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Name change? What on earth is happening to Tulisa's group?

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @TwinTings: These girl looking for a new name........Sugababes!? They'll probably all join soon anyway.

Member Jessie cries about being called fat on Twitter

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Cheer up babes, there always has to be be one fat one in a group, ask Gary Barlow! lol

@PilarOfSociety Pilar Nalwimba
They are using this gals insecurity as a marketing tool to help connect with gals! Lil Mix #xfactor

@newsychick1 Karen AKA Newsychick
*flatlines, resuscitated and dead again* RT @Jcxappeal: i find it funny that she looks like an onion and is always crying! #xfactor

Performance



@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
PITCH ISSUES!!!!!!! #LittleMix

@AraTheCoach Ara
Little Mix? Shud be Little Mix And Miss Piggy! #xFactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
They sound about as good as Katy Perry when she sings it live... :/ #xfactor

@PilarOfSociety Pilar Nalwimba
This is the best performance by a girl group on #XFactor period! They try get sum harmonies too

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
best performance these girls have down... maybe name change will bring them luck and they are singing mostly in tune

@MannyUK Manny
Blonde girl to the right has got vocals for dayssss

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Ok, so that was my fav performance tonight#xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
by Adenike1
Best performance of theirs so far ...all previous ones have been truly awful #xfactor

Alex Burke's comments

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
potential potential ppppotential ..WICKed lol

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Yo Burke. SHUTTUP.

Craig Colton performs Adele "Set Fire To The Rain"

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
I all forgot about this kid

@AngryBritain AngryBritain.com
Craig Colton is pretty sure to scare Justin Bieber off cake this Halloween #xfactor



@AraTheCoach Ara
oh shit, he has a forehead?!?! #xFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
sounding good Craiggyyyy

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
I'm just saying that MAYBE someone (no names) heard Adele couldn't sing till she recovers and saw an opening....

@TwinTings TwinTings
Craig better not lose his chins, they suit him!

Alex Burke's comments

@wepluggoodmusic Ayodele Adepoju
Someone call Alexander Burke to tell her to chill the fuck out!!! #xfactor

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Lemmie break it down okay.com

@BROWN_EYEZ_UK BROWN-EYEZ.COM
alexandra really is a character! lol bless her

@SholaAma Shola Ama
Oh Burkey! Loooool

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
Boi if Audley Harrison had Alexandra Burke in his corner he'd probably have won a few more fights!

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Thank God, she's only on for one week @KELLYROWLAND WE MISS YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
did she just go american.... let me break it down for you... Alex is very funny I'm lovin her.. woah Dermot says she is talkin too much

@LynnikeandSefa Lynnike and Sefa DJs
Whys is she SO NUFF!!!!!!?????? Tell her Dermot! Laaarrrrrddd!!!!! She chat she chat she chat #AlexandraXFactor

@PilarOfSociety Pilar Nalwimba
Tonight's Xfactor has reminded me how ANNOYING Alexandra Burke is.....unless she plans to give us another Beyonce duet she is irrelevant

@TwinTings TwinTings
by loudmouthmelvin
Wow I thought Alexandra was gonna brake into some Shaggy lyrics & do a bogle

@BeaW12 Beatrice Alessio
Burke you tried hard babe...but let me break it down for you... you ain't coming back next week... ok.com

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Naaaaaaaaah, in conclusion Alexandra is deffo more cringe than Alesha.

Bonus tweets

@richtingle RICHARD TINGLE
by tymusic
#xfacfor bit naughty of Kelly to turn up in a Alexandra Burke mask and outfit for Halloween

@TwinTings TwinTings
by FunkButcher
Do you reckon John Terry is voting for Misha?

In conclusion

@madnewsblog Mad News
If it wasn't for Twitter I doubt I would be paying much attention to The X-Factor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Actually out of breath for laughing so damn hard at my Twitter timeline #xfactor

Saturday, 22 October 2011

TweeteReview: X-Factor Live Show 3

KEY:
RT aka ReTweet = Repeating someone else's tweet for everyone of your own followers to see
@[insert name] = Twitter username. www.twitter.com/[name after @ sign] For example: @MarvinSparks = www.twitter.com/MarvinSparks

Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.


For previous TweeteReviews click here

Last but not least

Disclaimer: Tweets do not reflect the opinions of us (me) here at Marvin Sparks dot Blog Spot dot com. We (I) found them funny/relevant

Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!

(p.s. you'll notice I've condensed it to avoid going through a bunch of repetitive tweets.)


Theme: Rock week!

Marcus Collins performs Lenny Kravitz "Are You Gonna Go My Way"
(click here to watch the performance)


@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Why does Marcus always sound like he's shouting out of tune???? #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
nooo stop Marcus we are not goin your way.... sorry mate

@danwootton Dan Wootton
This is AWFUL! Terrible song choice from Gary for Marcus. This doesn't feel like his sort of song at all. #xfactor

Janet Devlin performs Guns 'N' Roses "Sweet Child O' Mine"

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
I was waiting for her inner Axl Rose to come out...it didn't happen! She's too timid for that track #xfactor

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
I know Gary is supposed to replace Simon in the 'Mr Nasty' role. But his acerbic put downs are without the humour & charisma of Si. No likey

@Lord_Sugar Lord Sugar
The frizzy ginger kid can't sing why are ITV X factor taking the p... out of the viewers. #Panelbehonest

Rhythmix perform Ke$ha "Tik Tok" x Salt 'N' Peppa "Push It" mash-up

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
this isn't rock????

@LadyChann Lady Chann
This ain't rock

@BeaW12 Beatrice Alessio
Kesha... rock?

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
I though thIs was ROCK week?! #XFACTOR

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Didnt Tulisa just have a go at Janet for not sounding rock

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
Kesha doesn't sing that song til the chorus for a reason uno. SMH! #XFactorUK

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Erm.....Kesha, Salt N Pepper....how is this Rock? #xfactor

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
These lot are shit really shit

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
yeah a BIG load of shit

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
'these girls can be really really big!!' one of them is really really big

Sophie Habibis performs Bon Jovi "Livin' On A Prayer"

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
SHE LOOKS SICK

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio™
This Sophie would get shown a good time at Plan B in Brixton when the Bashment drops #xfactor

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Yaaas Sophie. I LOVE her voice. Just wish she'd know how good she is and can be! #xfactor

@Wiley__ Wiley
Bit iffy there tho

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Oh my! This is my fave rock tune ever!!!!! Not loving this version though! Another classic takes a battering! Goodvoice but too slow!

@Wiley__ Wiley
Back on track

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Bon Jovi classic such a hrad song to redo.... sophie sounds sweet ..hasn't blown me away but not made me get up and put the kettle on

Craig Colton performs Oasis "Stop Crying Your Heart Out"

@Jpizzledizzle Joseph JP Patterson
This guy annoys me. All of that side-lip singing deserves a box!

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Oh no! Is this "ballad" week? Where is the rock? #xfactor

@LadyChann Lady Chann
Fix ur mouth!

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i love the original... craig has lost his confidence he can do better.... he has so much potential but is holding back

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Craig is a diet Rick Waller #Xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio™
Don't know if I've heard anything I'd call Rock so far. Lots of ballads and some pop #xfactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
XFactor is proper dry innit? The acts, judges and performances. They've turned every rock song into a slow jam

@BeaW12 Beatrice Alessio
Pheww luckily they didn't shut him down otherwise he would have headed straight to KFC and got a family bucket

Kitty performs Wings "Live and Let Die"

@Popjustice Popjustice
It's Appaulling McCartney #xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Finally ..ROCK #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio™
Yess Kitty! This is Rock. #xfactor

@BeaW12 Beatrice Alessio
OMG save us - she's satanic

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
Please please please catch on fire!!!!!!!

@LadyChann Lady Chann
Them demonic displays there well suit her

@Jpizzledizzle Joseph JP Patterson
Oh, I've had enough of this! Misha, I beg you just come on and do this ting so I can go my bed.

@candyperfumeb0y Candy Perfume Boy
by VexintheCity
Kitty is Lady Gaga in Beta version

Frankie Cocozza performs Primal Scream "Rocks"

@MichelleShanti Michelle Owusu
Frankie is going home tomorrow...mark it on the wall.

@Popjustice Popjustice
FRANKIE COCOZZA: STILL HISTORY'S WORST HUMAN. #xfactor

@JameliaTweeties #Яebel
Did he just swear?

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Vocals dem are still dead. #xfactor

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
Oooh he's so hardcore, he pushes cameras & things #xfactor

@Lord_Sugar Lord Sugar
X Factor panel stop with the BS Frankie CAN'T SING sling him out for your own credibility

The Risk perform Gnarls Barkley "Crazy"

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Tulisa is taking the P*SS! Both her acts didn't sing Rock songs. Since when was Cee-Lo's 'Crazy' ROCK? #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Another non-rock performance! This one will be harder to explain... #xfactor

@BeaW12 Beatrice Alessio
ROCK yeah?

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Tulisa really ddint understand the brief LMAO!

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
I am actually embarrassed for Tulisa. She's proving why every did a 'WTF' when she was announced as a judge (no musical depth/understanding)

@MichelleShanti Michelle Owusu
@MsQuiche yep, I think the producers have told them to amp it up but the vibe is just not nice

Johnny Robinson performs The Darkness "Thing Called Love"

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
I knew he would sing this smh. #XFactorUK

@RalphHardy Ralph Hardy
RT @AmplifyDot: Camp Rock *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that tweet was so nang.

Tweet of the day so far

@Wiley__ Wiley
This guy can spit fast tho

@LadyChann Lady Chann
But stop shakin tho! Ur worrying me :0/

@Jpizzledizzle Joseph JP Patterson
Johnny is scary.

@Wiley__ Wiley
Oh my lord this is why ya know we are in england when ya see this

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Kiss mi granny, I actually enjoyed that. #Johnny #XFactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
He just needs a cutlass and he could be Spinal from Killer Instinct. #xfactor

Contender for tweet of the night

Mischa B performs Prince "Purple Rain"

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahshdhdgdhd “@DJMika123: if misha doesnt do well.. as a community we have no hope”

@bimadew Bim Adewunmi
RT by @MsQuiche
Please not Purple Rain. Please not Purple Rain. Please not Purple Rain. Please not Purple Rain. Please not Purple Rain. #xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
oh no PURPLE RAIN!!!!!!!!! #xfactor

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
This is one of those songs that no one should be allowed to cover. EVER. #massacre #murder #xfactor

@hootiewholdn Hootie Who
Noooooo everytime I fucking get sucked into hearing someone ruin purple rain.

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Misha's ponytail looks like vintage weave. Produced circa 1990. This isn't fair. #Xfactor

Skip to 3:50 to hear judges comments

@LoukiaC Loukia
Louis Walsh just mentions all the black people he knows of every week, when he talks to this girl. #Xfactor

Contender for tweet of the night

@EmmaGemmaAmy Emma Stephens
RT @cbmc_uk: Louis's gonna run out of black female vocalists to cite in a couple of weeks time...

Tulisa says Mischa has an attitude and accuses her of bullying other contestants

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
Uh oh here comes the black girl got attitude talk

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
TULISA WHY ARE YOU ORANGE? #Xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
TULISA YOU FUCKIN BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT LIVE NOW??? FUCKIN BITCH #XFACTOR

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Why is Tulisa airing out this girl bizness like that!

@LittleDonatella Donatella
Sly tactics from Tulisa #Meowwwww

@KarlNova Karl Nova
ok what the heck is Tulisa chatting! trying to discredit Misha! #xfactor

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Shout out the girls that know what Tulisa just did was a gangsta move. After Kelly's been moving to her all episode, fuck that, gwarn T.

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
I said "Tulisa is gonna get Kelly back" an she did. All that weave flicking Kelly was doin to T... Yeah but YOUR ACT IS A BULLY BITCH!

@PurpleRamblings Purple LeaLea
Not the time or place Tulisa!

@JameliaTweeties #Яebel
What's that got to do with the performance though? That's a bit mean for her to bring that up

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Tulisa actually TRIED it! WOW. The scheming. #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
TULISA WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? HAVE SEVERAL SEATS YOU ORANGE TWIT! #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh dear is Misha being "aggressive" the "aggressive" black woman" hahahahha #X-Factor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
NAAAAAAAAAH I'M VEX!!!! Well said GARY!!!!!!!!!! #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Tulisa is looking out .... and giving her advice... and an attitude is just as important x

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Tulisa is an frickin dickhead.

@Cass_Denton Cass Denton
Was that REALLY necessary Tulisa? When she is STILL on the fucking stage?! Tactics!! #XFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
wow Tulisa just tried to character assassinate Misha

@studiopixie studiopixie
The 'ATTITUDE' chat comes up! Was that really necessary! O_O I mean REALLY! O_O #XFactor

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
Classy move Tulisa. Planting the seed to get people to dislike her. Crafty. Blatant, but crafty. #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Tulisa: "In other words, Misha B, you're a bitch!" Have to say Misha B does have a bit of tude. But she is brilliant on stage. #xfactor

@harlemloves HARLEM LOVES
by MsQuiche
Don't bring up backstage stuff on the live show Tulisa! Well said Gary!!! #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
What does backstage antics have to do with the performance???? #X-Factor

@AyshiaArmani Miss. Armani
by studiopixie
But why is Tulisa talking about backstage antics?! Shes trying to make Misha look bad. What goes on behind the scenes..Stays there! #XFactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
Mischa is basically bullying Kitty. Love her even more now :)

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio™
So basically it sounds like Misha was baddin up Rhythmix

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Tulisa's feedback reeked of envy. What a pitiful move to discredit a young woman whose talent far exceeds yours. Have some decorum. #Xfactor

@MsCeeElisha Casey CeeCee Elisha
“@KARLITO_NK: So Tulisa and Louis are tryna draw for the 'Angry Black Woman' card yeah??? Alright, kool! Shook innit, pussio's” loool

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Tulisa publicly called Misha a bully knowing full well she wouldn't have the opportunity to defend herself. Who is the real bully?

@LoukiaC Loukia
So does the "B" in "Misha B" stand for "bitch" then lol #Xfactor

@yourrbeaute CEO
by SmoothEMT_SF
I've noticed when a BLACK person has confidence its always portrayed as something negative!

@danwootton Dan Wootton
You've got be very careful when you use the word bullying. I've seen Misha B being a backstage diva. But bullying is a full on accusation.

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
Mischa is a teenager, with what seems to be an incredible drive, focus & dream. If only all teenagers could be 'bullies' #xfactor

@thatgrapejuice Sam GrapeJuice
Still picking my jaw from the floor after Tulisa's antics. Seems everyone clocked her snakey moments. Backfired much?

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Isnt Tulisa the same chick that is always bangin on about unity amongst women. Was she thinking that when she threw Misha under the bus

In conclusion

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
The atmosphere on X Factor tonight is just wrong.Very uncomfortable to watch. I think the low viewer figures thing must be getting to them

@ArchnaSawjani ArchnaSawjani
All the judges came off bitchy & mean spirited tonight! When is US X Factor on?

@Shaniecey Shanice Sinclair
"@MarvinSparks: RT @BeaW12: RT @Mahta_: This is shit man. WHEN IS BASHMENT WEEK?!?! #xfactor" « aha

p.s. I missed the fat birds performance. Cant' remember if my laptop played up or I was that bored I missed it. Soz

Friday, 21 October 2011

Marvin Sparks mixes his Best of Bashment 2011 Story (so far) Free Download

Marvin Sparks, the undefined guy (not a DJ/blogger/journo et cet) from Skengness (no typo) made a mix... In fact, he made it while his chicken wings and chips were in the oven (did you shout "Skeng chef from Skengness" as well? Nah). Well, he does get a lot of requests for mixes by friends who aren't dancehall/bashment-savvy thus making him comparable to bashment's Tour Guide.

Despite not being a DJ, his mixes are tighter than a hipsters jeans that shrunk in the wash, because hipster was too busy practicing the dougie to bashment instead of the washing machine setting.

He uploaded it at the request of Rubi Dan from the TheHeatwave.co.uk DJ gang upon hearing a preview in Marvin's car after Madd Raff Wednesday's at The Social (Little Portland Street, right there in the heart of London town... on Wednesday's. Try it one day). A firm believer of the words Jimmy Cliff sings "You can get it if you (really) want," he left it for anyone to hear or download. And yes, this is he writing in 3rd person. Mad cool.

All tunes are something Marvin Sparks will put his hand on heart and buss a gun finger or grab a gyal and whine too. They aren't on the mix because they're necessarily the hottest or newest tunes/riddims of the moment - that's coincidental for some. All those that follow the blog will know the hottest tunes get co-signed before they buss anyway. And not all the songs are popular (yet) anyway. If you like it, thanks, if not, unlucky. We're moving digital out here you medium wave chief.

The "bashment's just about sex" perception is dispelled here. That isn't a deliberate attempt either, it's a misunderstanding by pop club frequenters judging it by songs that YOU respond positively to in clubs (@ English folk first and foremost). In addition to that, there are only 4 or 5 swear words (yes, "only". Dancehall is a hardcore genre. Imagine a hip hop CD with 4 or 5 swear words... Exactly), 2 radio edits and 1 song I missed out on purpose because it's exceptionally rude (the freaky girls love it though). Neither of the radio edit songs are Vybz Kartel songs. That should shatter another one of your perceptions.

The mix launches with chasing off the crosses of badmind courtesy of Mavado, Chan Dizzy and I-Octane before switching into hardcore dancehall floor filler flavour with TJ's Star A Star riddim, Boardhouse Run Di Place riddim, Stephen McGregor's Pepper before making way for reggae fusion flavours of newcomer Justus Augustus' infectious smash 'Overproof' riddim . This is an example of the versatility in dancehall reflected over the course of the mix. Anthems set on island pop/reggae fusion flavours, stereotypical hardcore traditional dancehall riddims and subjects (boasting and clashing) on the Gaza World riddim to light-hearted Matrimoney riddim which centres around marital affairs, celebratory summer songs (Summertime, Summer Fling riddim) and sexy dancehall (Gyptian 'Wine Slow', Beenie Man 'Go Go Club', Sex on di Beach riddim). There's even space for Nigerian uprising star Wizkid to give his interpretation of dancehall on 'Tease Me' (it's Nigerian bashment, not Afrobeats, soz), UK popstar Daniel Bedingfield on an actual dancehall riddim and Ms Dynamite's Labrinth-produced cut Neva Soft in the mix as well. There are quite a few singles in the mix too.

Finally, I'm not someone that sides with the old/traditional OR new sound. If it's good, I like it and dashed it up in the mix. There's more than enough room for both sides to co-exist and I personally don't think I lean to one side over the other on this mix. Nor am I biased to the Gaza camp.

Follow him (me) on Twitter ting dem http://Twitter.com/MarvinSparks or read his blog @ www.marvinsparks.blogspot.com

Guidance

Marvin Sparks 'Does (his) 2011 so far' by MiNameMarvinSparks

Press the arrow pointing down to download

Tracklist

Mavado - Love Mi Life
Chan Dizzy - Hello Badmind
I-Octane - Badmind Fi Di Year
Flippa Mafia - Star a Star
Lady Saw - Wife A Wife
Assassin - Run Di Place
Bounty Killer - Ready Fi Dem
Beenie Man - Nah Talk Too Long
Assassin - Nothing At All
Mavado - Pepper
Shabba Ranks - None A Dem
Stephen McGregor - Bounce A Gal
Daniel Bedingfield - Sometime You Just Know
Demarco - Nuff Gal
Kurup ft. Wayne Marshall - Give You Love
Khago - Tun Up Di Ting
Mavado - Settle Down
Gaza Slim - Always
Vybz Kartel - Summertime
Popcaan - Ravin
Tarrus Riley - Summer Fling
Munga, Supa Hype, Ding Dong - I'mma Need Security
Mavado - Final Destination
Assassin - Wife Material
Wayne Marshall - Good Old Wife
Sean Paul & Fambo - Wedding Crashers
Popcaan - Can't Believe
Popcaan - Middle Day
Chan Dizzy - Dat Mi Know
Vybz Kartel - Real Badman
Aidonia - Nuh Par Wid
Wizkid - Tease Me
Stylo G - Call Mi A Yardie
Vybz Kartel - Sick Head
Popcaan - Clean
Beenie Man - Go Go Club
Popcaan - Only Man She Want
Vybz Kartel & Russian - Get Gal Anywhere
Vybz Kartel - British Love
Aidonia - Touch You Tonight
Assassin aka Agent Sasco - Talk How Mi Feel
I-Octane - Nah Wash (Too Licky, Licky)
Popcaan - Nuh Box Pon Jaw
Vybz Kartel - Stronger We Get
I-Octane - Tell Some Bwoy
Bugle - Friend
Mavado - Do Road
Tony Matterhorn - Ugly
Gyptian - Wine Slow
Hyah Slice - Out My Head
I-Octane - Come Close
Tarrus Riley - Come Over
Wayne Marshall - Great Escape
Dj Powa ft Cliff Twang - Nobody Canna Cross It
Mavado - Star Bwoy (released in 2010 but shot in 2011)
Overmarz - Now You See Me, Now You Don't (see above)
Aidonia - Mek Her Say (and again, so don't try it)
Neyo & Mavado - I Know You Want Me
Laden - Come Mek Me Touch You
Ms Dynamite - Neva Soft
Aidonia - Bad People (2010 for the sake of it)
Laza Morgan ft. Mavado - One by One
Demarco - Love My Life

p.s. if you're wondering how a dude that isn't a DJ nor groupie has shout outs from Vybz Kartel, Busy Signal, Wayne Marshall, Popcaan and Gyptian, they are a few of the many artists I've interviewed. You can check those out here

You can download my 2010 equivalent "Product of My Ears" here

Saturday, 15 October 2011

X-Factor: Live shows Week 2

KEY:
RT aka ReTweet = Repeating someone else's tweet for everyone of your own followers to see
@[insert name] = Twitter username. www.twitter.com/[name after @ sign] For example: @MarvinSparks = www.twitter.com/MarvinSparks

Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.


For previous TweeteReviews click here

Last but not least

Disclaimer: Tweets do not reflect the opinions of us (me) here at Marvin Sparks dot Blog Spot dot com. We (I) found them funny/relevant

Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!


Nu Vibe

@EvadneyC Evadney
#Nu Vibe better step up this week or it's home time for them.

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
I was waiting for the harmonies.... #XFactor

@MannyUK Manny
This group really needs to not and try and harmonise. Ever!

@janay_louise Janay Louise
What is this noise?

@LoukiaC Loukia
Is the middle one in JLS AND Nu Vibe? #Xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
Collectively they have the charisma of magnolia paint. #Xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
sorry Nu Vibe are still Dead Vibe for me..... they are like 4 of the members of boybands that normally stand in the background and do nuthin

Sami

@LoukiaC Loukia
Fucking hell. It's the singing big toe. #Xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I'm a big Sami Brookes fan. And she is looking HAWT! Size sexy all the way! #xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
NO. This wig, this song, this dress is not for you. #Xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Sammie is lovely ...but...... Whitney?? come on mistake ..look what Amelia did last week MJ ..does noone learn on these shows... hell noo

@LoukiaC Loukia
Sami you can sing but you ain't sexy. Spell ya name right for starters. #Xfactor

@TwinTings TwinTings
I recognise those chins, this is blatantly Sonia from Eastenders. #YouGoGirl

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
This has to be the most appalling Whitney cover I've ever heard. And to top it all off she's wearing a bolero. Good grief. #Xfactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
is she sitting on the shoulders of a midget under her dress?? #xFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
nah wasn't feeling that really. She tried pull it back with the soaring notes at the end but that wasn't great #XFactor

Craig

@TwinTings TwinTings
Best meeeeeeal I ever haaaaad

@LoukiaC Loukia
OMG STOP KILLING BEYONCE YOU BIG PRICK I HATE YOU #Xfactor

@Christiana1987 Christiana Mbakwe
If Beyonce heard this nonsense she'd go into early labour. God said NO. #Xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
noooo Craig even u are lettting me down.... fail.. beyonce song oh hell noo..

@Cass_Denton Cass Denton
What's with the blasted hand movements?! Stop that mess!! #XFactor
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@LoukiaC Loukia
His sex face must be so awful. #Xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Craig is still looking like Peter Griffin as a teenager though. #XFactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @MissDjKC: Official the worst Version of 'Best Thing I Never had' #Xfactor

Then twitter messed up so I quit this. X-Factor was boring this week. That's theh main conclusion. According to newspaper reports, they are 2 million viewers down on this time last year. And with good reason

Saturday, 8 October 2011

XFactor 2011: Live show episode 1 - TweeteReview

Weeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! X-Factor Live Show review in tweets better known as TweeteReview.

Bit of a difference because the pricks over at X-Factor have decided to disable embedding of videos. Why do that? On the plus, click the orange links to watch videos. Whilst you're there the likes:dislikes meter may interest you.

KEY:
RT aka ReTweet = Repeating someone else's tweet for everyone of your own followers to see
@[insert name] = Twitter username. www.twitter.com/[name after @ sign] For example: @MarvinSparks = www.twitter.com/MarvinSparks

Follow everyone who wrote tweets you like. If you'd like your tweet removed ask and I'll think about it.


For previous TweeteReviews click here

Last but not least

Disclaimer: Tweets do not reflect the opinions of us (me) here at Marvin Sparks dot Blog Spot dot com. We (I) found them funny/relevant

Forget what the papers and judges say, here's what the tweople say!


@BrattOnline Mz.Bratt/Cleopatra
X Factor time I reckon.

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
IT'S TIME..... TO FACE..... THURRR MUSAK!!! #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
And TWO-AND-A-HALF-HOURS worth tonight too! WOAH! #xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
I hope the yeo valley advert is banging lol #xfactor

@yeovalley yeovalley
RT by @KarlNova
@KarlNova We hope you think it is, too. Not long now...

@AraTheCoach Ara
#ImOnlyWatchingXfactorBecauseOfTwitter

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
didnt get to see the dresses properly but T's looks sexy and classy and Kelly looks fun and sexy x

@3am 3am
RT by @ArchnaSawjani
Kelly Rowland looks like a fit Christmas tree... #xfactor

@EvadneyC Evadney
#XFactor live show. Not sure about Tulisa's hair!

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @AngryBritain: I see Kelly has come as my local Chinese Takeaway #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
No but why does Kelly Rowland look like Nicki Blancmange? #XFactor

Amilia Lilly

@OfficialKojo KOJO
Come on Amelia! Don't let me down babe! Kick some ass tonight! #XFactor

Bastard ITV have blocked all the videos the wankers

Click here for Amelia performing Billie Jean

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
wtf the hair?? mum i'm with you that colour is not good, bring back the blonde

@JNETTEKWAKYE Jeanette Kwakye
I can already Amelia Lily winning the whole thing.

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
nooo wrong choice of song ....

@LittleDonatella Donatella
Ouch! Shoot the stylist #Xfactor

@OfficialKojo KOJO
Amelia looks hot! She sounds sick too! #XFactor

@Cass_Denton Cass Denton
I hate this song for Amelia. #FFS #XFactor

@JNETTEKWAKYE Jeanette Kwakye
16!!!!!!!!!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Amelia isn't just some "sixteen" year old who just auditioned and had no experience. This girl has be performing for years

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
BYE AMELIA!!

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
So tired of alternative versions of Billie Jean *yawn*

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @DarkBeige: that black guy looked like he was fellating the invisible man • OMG DEAD LOL

@ArchnaSawjani ArchnaSawjani
So that was AWFUL. Pls don't cover a Michael Jackson classic & butcher it! #xfactor

@OfficialKojo KOJO
Amelia smashed that MJ cover! She's the one to beat for me. She has it all! #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
am i watchin somethin else???

@KarlNova Karl Nova
I really dont think the Bille Jean song version was the best choice #xfactor

@VanessaLaker Vanessa Laker
I didn't like Amelia's performance. I like her, but people rarely pull off MJ

Adverts

Yeo Valley had the 'ardest advert on road last year



@Popjustice Popjustice
Even Yeo Valley has gone balladesque :( #newboring

@KevinJComedian Kevin J
S/o the Yeo Valley man dem!

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Yeo Valley are at it again. Another good piss take advert! Woop woop. Hi 5! I bet they save up for the whole year 2 get this primetime slot

@KarlNova Karl Nova
BOOOOOOOOOOOO yeo valley are doing the boyband thing #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAH IM VEX! The Yeo Vally farmers have turned in to bountys lol. This ain't keepin it real

@hootiewholdn Hootie Who
Hey muller that ad sucked!

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Yeo Valley really on this X factor ad ting innit! Love it! Not as much as the rap one though!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Yeo Valley, what is going on lol

@JNETTEKWAKYE Jeanette Kwakye
Someone needs to explain to me where YEO VALLEY get the budget for THIS?!?!? I'm dying with laughter

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Yeah, you all 'love' the Yeo-Valley ads, but do you actually buy the flippin' yoghurt cos if you don't then they're wasting their £ #xfactor

Johnny Robinson

@VanessaLaker Vanessa Laker
I love Johnny lol. I hope he isn't voted off

Johnny performs Cher's "Believe"

@ChantelleFiddy Chantelle Fiddy
Lady GooGoo

@madnewsblog Mad News
Hahahhahahhahahha ridiculous Johnny #X-Factor

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
I'M DEAD ...

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
#This joke has gone far enough with Johnny... #XFactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
Now we all know who featured on Akon's 'Lonely'

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Amazing song choice for Johnny! Such a shame we can't vote tonight. #xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
oh my gosh what is this? hahhahahahha #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
PLEASE TAKE THAT JACKET OFF AND BE WEARING SILVER HOT PANTS JOHNNY!!! PLEAAAASE #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
tune ...so camp but perfect go on Johnny you just entertained me ...sack the stylist though lol

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
I didn't think it was possible to hate Cher's Believe, more than I did prior to seeing this fool's 'performance' #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
So is Johnny Vanilla Ice??? Did you see the skanks? #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
"He loves the Pet Shop Boys" is the new "he manages Boyzone" in the euphemism stakes #xfactor

@mrplay MR PLAY
That johnny is as bent as a £4 note mate. #Xfactor

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
He sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks #XFactor

ANOTHER advert

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Are we in America? No wonder #XFactor finishes at 10PM with all these blasted adverts!!!

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
song-comment-ad-song-comment-ad-song comment-ad...are u fricking kidding me? Just get on with the damn show #x-factor

Rhythmix

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Completely shave one side off and you get kicked off the show tomorrow? What kinda ediat business? #XFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
imagine that girl shaved half her hair off and goes home 2moro (highly likely) she'd be pissed #XFactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Tulisa got em singing Nicki Minaj. Am I the only one who saw this coming? #xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
If this lot aren't doing 'Roman's Revenge' I'm going to be furious #xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
ARRRRRRGH SUPER BASS!!! #xfactor

performing Nicki Minaj - "Superbasss"

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
Rhythmix are out!

@6inchstilettos Amrita
RT by @VexintheCity
I knew it!!!! Go on then.. Murder 'Superbass' #thexfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
the girl with the long blonde hair is scaring me lol

@madnewsblog Mad News
This rapping has to stop! #X-Factor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
no no no, why are they rapping? #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
As soon as ANYONE raps on #xfactor I switch channel or mute

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Don't like this already!

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
please stop nowwwww pleaseeee #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I just love Tulisa as a mentor. She was into that routine big time. Completely hands on. #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @faithjegede: Seriously...we have Cher Lloyd to blame for this. #xfactor

@siobhanbell_ Siobhan Bell
This is cringe #xfactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Look at this rats ruining my fave part!! KMT!! #xfactor

@MervinMartin Mervin Martin
what performance was the judges watching #xfactor

Frankie

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I just wanna flush Frankie down the toilet to be fair #XFactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
RT @naijaboymikey: The singing STD ...

Frankie Cocozza performs Ed Sheeran "The A-Team"

@LoukiaC Loukia
Frankie Coconut's performance only highlighted what a don Ed Sheeran is really.

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Ed Sheeran will trend in 10 mins

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Are white guys really still doing their hair like Frankie's?

@Popjustice Popjustice
Frankie Cocozza is the worst human being in the United Kingdom. #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Like this song but this performance is boring as hell Frankie!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
This performance is making me want to turn over to Strictly Come Dancing!

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
best so far FACT say something?? still waiting to be wowed though

@mrplay MR PLAY
RT @JamieHowardHaha: 'Lock up your Daughters, its Aggro Santos..... I Mean Frankie!!' «« Looooooooool.

@BrattOnline Mz.Bratt/Cleopatra
Sorry but i defo prefer Ed singing that song lol

Sophie Habibis

Kelly: She is doing one of the biggest UK artists at the moment

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
so she is covering Jessie http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifJ #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh let me guess she's going to sing an Adele track #X-Factor

Sophie Habibis performs Katy Perry "Teenage Dream"

@madnewsblog Mad News
Who sings this?

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh Katy Perry

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Since when wad Katy Perry British Kelly?????#confusedface

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i like her

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
Sophie is good. I hope she doesn't flop #XFactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
How old is Sophie? How the hell do you end up doin a 9-5 in a pub at that age? Didn't you listen to ANYTHING at school? *confused* #xfactor

@jammerbbk Jammer
Yes something good after 30mins thank god of this bird lol

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
Sophie looks nice. Good job. #XFactorUK

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Not feeling the 99p wig though #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
SOPHIE HABIBIS is the best Voiceover Man name since RACHEL ADEDEJI #xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
This is the second contestant that has sung a Katy Perry song better than Katy Perry. What could this mean, hmmm!

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Sophie! I tell you Kelly has got really good contestants! #xfactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Sophie's eyes GET me. Even the way she's sittin on that piano! CRAZY!! #XFactor

@jammerbbk Jammer
Who would lips her RT THIS

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Lol only an aff would say "she'd catch some plantain"

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Love Sophie's tone. #Xfactor

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
Didn't Kelly say she was singing something from a UK act?

@danilorum Dani
by Caligraphist
Does Kelly know that Katy Perry aint from Britain? #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Kelly katy is American oops

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Isn't this a Katy Perry song?? Biggest UK artist? Erm....

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
LOVE Teenage Dreams, but don't like it sung slowly. Nice makeover though #xfactor

Jonjo Kerr

Jonjo Kerr sings The Kinks "You Really Got Me"

@Popjustice Popjustice
The Fabulous Kinks were a bit like the normal Kinks, except they liked the Pet Shop Boys #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Why must Louis Walsh camp up every one of his acts? (Rhetorical) #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
nah the soldier is wack #XFactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
LOOOOOOOOL A MAN's name is JONJO KERR!!! @MsBleachBlonde ah yuh cousin dat!!! Hahahahahahahahaahaha

@Popjustice Popjustice
This is like something from Pop Idol Series 2. AWFUL. #xfactor

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
Karaoke special

@danwootton Dan Wootton
JonJo Kerr's got a good name. That's about it. This is beyond NAFF! Ugh. #xfactor

@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
His vibe is dead, maybe the nerves but you need personality for this song. #XFactorUK

@seanibremix Seani B
Now this guy sounds shit!

@LoukiaC Loukia
Taxi for Jonjo. Llow it bruv. #XFactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Look at Louis quick to not take the blame lol

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Louis is the worst mentor, with the worst group, I mean send them ALL home #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Go on louis NOT MY IDEA lol move away from the problem

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
The way louis is putting all the blame on his act hahaha myth

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Rah. Louis just through dude under the bus. #Xfactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
in fact Louis Walsh should send HIMSELF home #xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
Still, at least he's come dressed as my favourite Quality Street. #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
I'm rating the ads more ...let's pick out final 4 lol

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
You think Simon Cheryl and Danni are watching something laughing

2 Shoes

@Popjustice Popjustice
HERE WE GO #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Eseex Girls I hear they are good

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Essex in the city #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
They remind me of the chicks that work at MAC

@Henryx85 Henry Yanney
That girl group "88" are performing next ;)

@Popjustice Popjustice
BRACE YOURSELVES #xfactor

2 Shoes perform Girls Aloud "Something Kinda Oooh"

@studiopixie studiopixie
WOWSERS! LMAO! RT @XianLoves: RT @PsykoUk: They must tan with Ronseal or something, good grief....looking like my garden fence. #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
THIS IS sort of AMAZING #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
second fav act so fare..they should do raining men one week and I'm every woman

@jammerbbk Jammer
People need to stop doing swag pop songs on x factor it's not a good look!! Do heart felt music pls thank you

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Whats all this camp shit? Love the dresses though! In my size

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
surprise surprise, Louis Walsh skanking away to this

@Popjustice Popjustice
The Louis gay jibe, the Romford dig, the Frankie-being-a-lad stuff: Gary's disappointing me tonight #xfactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
Cheryl would have loved this, I reckon. #2Shoes #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @Caligraphist: Ones preggo - whats the other one's excuse? #Xfactor < NO BUT STOP lol

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
NOOOIDUFGJKCLXDHUFGJVZ GXGSZBGZXGDBV GAZGAG`AGAGAA TWO CREP RT @AmplifyDot: Nah two crep nah mek it

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @FLYLUSI: THEY JUST WANT KEBAB < and lambrini

@KarlNova Karl Nova
errrrrrrrr they were kinda very flat in places though and off key but errrr yeah #xfactor



@CherelleNatalie C. N. Thompson
Her lipstick is smudged. I'm cringing. #XFactorUK

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Omg I can't watch the lips are a carcrash

@KarlNova Karl Nova
one of the shoes girl's lipstick has smeared lipstick like Heath Ledger's joker #xfactor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
her lipstick all over the place like she jus gave blowies

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
nah the dark haired one looks like that puppet with big lips!! Someone get the pic, I think its from the muppets or something!!!! #Xfactor

@sSaRpOnG Sabrina-Anne Sarpong
Lol lol RT @TheThirst: RT @TherealNihal: did they put her lispstick on with a broom! #xfactor LOL

@sonenimusic Soneni Nkomo
LMAO KELLY JUST SAID: "WHERE THE HELL IS ROMFORD?" #xfactor

@MrAmaru Amaru Wilcox
RT @VexintheCity: Goodness X-Factor's really shit so far this year #xfactor

James Michael

James talks some sad stuff in the intro VT

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Oi #xfactor no with the tugging on the heart strings

@EvadneyC Evadney
OK the sob story has started. #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh James I'm sorry I'm not interested in you over exaggerated sob story. Shut it #X-Factor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
We lasted an hour without a sob story.... We did quite well

@madnewsblog Mad News
Watch them save James because his family keep getting chucked out of rented accommodation. #X-Factor

@Lee_Soulcial Le Anna
by _Swaggerville
He's mum needs to maybe stop breeding..theres a thought!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Yea... I'm gonna go file my tax returns. This dude is arid. #Xfactor

James Michael performs The Beatles "Ticket To Ride"

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Beatles???? wrong choice again

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
James looks like a young old Dr Who tonight #XFactor

@LuciousTV ᵀᴴᴱ ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ Lucious
by _Swaggerville
first it was Sheila's Wheels now we have Oliver Twist or some shit #XFactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
Barlow's totally lost it now. "Real instrument"? Fame Academy is that way pal >>>>>>>>>>

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @naijaboymikey: Cute cute but voice is weaker than diet shandy ... < Lol

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
If T could just stop saying "Blew me away" that would be fab.

Ad break

@JulieIwheta Julie Iwheta
Break again....itv1 ur badmind....thief ah thief looool

@KarlNova Karl Nova
have any of you noticed how you can IMMEDIATELY download the song they just performed? hmmm that is acting like voting! #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Wow a lot of acts left to perform!! #xfactor is dragging badly. Not a good look!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @THISISMAXONLINE: This has to get better or next week I'm out lol < These lies LOL

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
so far I only really remember Sophie for Talent Johnny for his Mac and the 2 essex girls because of the lippy.... hummm



@AraTheCoach Ara
this muller advert was better then #xFactor!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Why they going so hard to sell us these milk products though? #Xfactor #AdBreak

Misha B
http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
Kelly: This girl is covering a big UK artist

@danwootton Dan Wootton
So I'm assuming Kelly read the wrong intro for Sophie earlier? Because she said UK artist and then Sophie performed Katy Perry! #xfactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
RT @ebunola1: LOL @ Kelly. Which 'UK' artist again? Lady Gaga or sommat? Lol

@KarlNova Karl Nova
oh no SOME MORE RAPPING? #xfactor

Misha performs Adele "Rolling In The Deep"

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
<3 Mishas outfits so far

@KarlNova Karl Nova
Misha Kinda looks like Adelaide Mckenzie

@EvadneyC Evadney
What the hell is going on with Misha's hair. What's with the enormous quiff?

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
DbhjsakGFHSJKAGFHSJKDFHGajkfghsajk noooooo how can she a bouffant like Marge as well!!!! EFF YOUUUUUUUU @MsBleachBlonde haahskashahaajha

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Go on rudegirl Rolling In The Deep Adele

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
Predictable ..Adele. But I can tell she's gonna smash it #xfactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
finally some real talent

@punchbowlblog PunchBowlBlog
Misha B... finally a star!!

@jammerbbk Jammer
This girl is a bad gal feel the bad gal bass lol

@danwootton Dan Wootton
I'm sorry, but I'm not getting the styling. In any way. #xfactor

@LoukiaC Loukia
Misha B if you do The Heatwave Refix you will be a don mate. #XFactor

@janay_louise Janay Louise
This frickyfricky remix ting needs to DIE!

@ShadrackMandem Shadrack & Abendigo
Just keep to the singing!!!!!!!! #XFactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
aww mannn... she was great... then rapped! #xFactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
This girl has it! Damn in!!!! Mishhaaaaa go girl! I would pay for thiS. UK nicki Manji. She doesn't need to rap...Everytime tho. Just a note

@MakedaQoS Makeda 'QoS' Wilson
Misha is blatantly Kelly's favourite but I'm not feeling the bars sorry #DropMeOut #XFactor

@hootiewholdn Hootie Who
oh sweet lord minaj what have you done to talent shows......

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I didn't like the Nicki Minaj movements though. BE YOURSELF #XFactor

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
very Nicki Minaj styling but it works

@DeliciousDavina Davina
Mica smashed it. She Minajed it out too and it worked.

@KarlNova Karl Nova
you know what I have noticed? that weird dressing thing is in now thanks to Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
Misha first artist that has bought anything unique and credible tonight, that has made me sit up and take note all evening! Gwan Mish!

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
This mica girl is gooooooooooooood

Nu-Vibe

@Stoosh69 Olivine Raaaaaaaay
by MISSLALAREPORT
Nu Vibe *dashes panty at tv*

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
I fooking hate boy bands khuntz

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Nu Vibe. As if that's even a good name.

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
These feckin PLEBS!!! I can't tek that licky licky green eyed BWOI!! #XFactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
RT @BaseNRebulz: After misha....xfactor is done for saturday!

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
chris brown beautiful people

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
They're doing my tune. Don't ruin it you fassies

Nu-Vibe perform Chris Brown "Beutiful People"

@jammerbbk Jammer
Kick them down now pls

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I bet the chorus sounds SHITE #XFactor

@LoukiaC Loukia
NU VIBE? I'd rather get a new vibe than have sex with any of these slimy guys. I bet they use Lynx Africa. #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
A little worried Nu Vibe are clearly at each others' throats this early on. #xfactor

@jammerbbk Jammer
This chris brown tune I love it but there gonna make me hate it I swear down

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
I'm sorry but the groups performances have been appalling! Kelly gonna win this year #Easy #Xfactor

@Iamdjb Barry Burt
Wow, this is really bad.

@studiopixie studiopixie
Alreeeeeeeeeeeeeet I think it is safe to make my cuppa tea! This is an abomination! #XFactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
Hold tight their dance moves and is that leather trousers I spy, ewwww #Xfactor

@itsYasmin Yasmin
No Vibe #XFactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Ok. Bag of man on stage and 2 harmonies between them. Safe. #Xfactor

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Did these khuntz just flash their abs?

@PhreshMentality Ambi Pur ☥
That lift of the shirt was NOT necessary kmt #Xfactor

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
Yesssss to that end bit ...

@janay_louise Janay Louise
Cheeky chappies ay Louis. Nasty

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Louis is involved. Of course. #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
I thought they would be worse... #X-Factor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Gary is right though, individually they may be able to sing, but together NAH #Xfactor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Can some of these bands watch bands of the past to understand how harmonies are suppose to work. Jodeci, Jagged Edge, Boy II Men, 112

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
I can't TEK ASHFORD KMT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Xfactor

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Hahaha, nonsense "@madnewsblog: Tulisa you are chatting fart! Next generation of boy band? Piss off #X-Factor"

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Next Generation of Boy Band, did she say that out loud and with a straight face??? Kelly, destroy her!!!

@jammerbbk Jammer
This ain't the Tula I know she would of told the swag people there swag a year ago man what's going on Tula pls tell them there shit babe

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Omg she said it again "They're gonna blow people out the water"

@madnewsblog Mad News
Bare foolishness coming out of Tulisa's mouth tonight. #X-Factor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Gary on fire. Louis stop talking, Tulisa can handle herself even tho she is gassing! Kelly REAL talk!

@ShadrackMandem Shadrack & Abendigo
FUCK ALL the judges #XFactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
How long do you think it will be until someone labels Kelly "agressive" over passionate? Yep I'm asking early. I know how media work!

Marcus Collins

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
I'm not being rude, but had porn gate not happened Lascel would have got in over this dude! Lascel man why?

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
MY TUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Xfactor

Marcus performs Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger"

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Nah Marcus you're gonna wreck my tune innit fam!!!!!! #XFactor

@KarlNova Karl Nova
this guy can sing. #xfactor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Wha gwarn for Marcus' deadout 2-step skankin? Is ya batty hole too tight? #XFactor

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
They have taken the piss out of Marcus. Why give him this song kmt mockery.

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Why they give this guy female backing dancers? Are they mocking him?

@janay_louise Janay Louise
Poor ting must be flinching inside with all these girls

@MARC_RYDER MARC RYDER
by sonenimusic
Marcus looked scared when the girl got too near yana #XFactor

@VexintheCity Yinks the Minx
He's a good singer. I think there'll be a lot of disappointed teenage girls though... #xfactor

siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
Marcus you are BEAUTIFUL.

@Nyofficial Nyofficial
Marcus looks hot! Love the song vocals on point effortless mwah #xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @WendiWrites: RT @ItsPurpleHill: RT @Nadiva99: RT @SoCharLite: RT @Diggydash: Is Marcus gay? X Factor > Is Lil' Wayne ugly?- pahaha.

@Popjustice Popjustice
That is not an X Factor winner's moustache, Marcus. #xfactor

@Adenike1 adenike adenitire
But not really feeling this performance! hope he stays after this!

Fat bird

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
Oh yeah isn't she only in because Goldie dropped out MYTH

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
She should go on Who Do You Think You Are & see if she's related to Sonia from eastenders..

@LoukiaC Loukia
Sami looks like a big toe with minx nail varnish on aka her jacket. #XFactor

Sami Brookes performs Ultra Nate "Free"

@reggieheavee Reggie Styles
Sammi Brookes...yeah man...that's how u sing blodclot toon!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Classic dance anthem. I loved this song. #X-Factor

@DEEPERMC Edilson Abilio
Louis making good singer perform disco anthems. This guy...

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Is it Ibiza week this week on #xfactor ?

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
Sing it girl.... if Simon was here you know what he would say you sound like a cabarat singer who should be on a cruise like jane mcdonald

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Big Tune. Come on Sammy! Cant believe Louis picked Goldie over her. Stupid man!

@LoukiaC Loukia
It's quite common in English people though really. Big toe syndrome. No offence.

@THISISMAXONLINE MAX
i'm going to make a cup of tea..... X Factor you have let me down i normally am glued..i'm even taking calls

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
#Karaokefactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
She can perform in every Butlins iin the country.... Then announce all the bingo numbers!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @danilorum: □ Michelle McManus. I thought she went home. #XFactor

@DeliciousDavina Davina
I love this fat chick #Xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
*WOBBLY MOUTH SIREN* #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
I liked this performance until the fireworks where it got a bit too...Disco Divaish #XFactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Oi Fellas!!!! For 10 Grand, would you beat???!! #Xfactor

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Fellas do you reckon you could take her in a fight?

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
Just so you know, Sammy is NOT crying ... that's just perspiration from the 10 layers of foundation ...

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Why they got her looking like some quarterback though? Those shoulders ain't no joke! #Xfactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
In all seriousness - Louis Walsh should be axed for next year's show. Why is he hyping her up when he originally didn't choose her? Fool.

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
Hahahaha, I knew Gary would put Louis on blast. Good.

@BangsandaBun Muireann C-Campbell
How old is that chick? 'Cause that makeup & that outfit are saying mid-40s to me. #xfactor

The Risk

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
Oh lard Beggy Beggy Derry & The Risk #XFactor

(Click here to see Derry's tweets begging famous people to follow him)

@madnewsblog Mad News
Oh The Risk.. I wonder if they will force the black one to rap again hahahha #X-Factor

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Tulisa honey, your entire category is a risk. Can you say "I got bumped!"

@Popjustice Popjustice
Remember viewers thttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifhese were the BEST members from the other bands #xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
I will lose all respect if Derry raps! Seems inevitable now with this strack. Sigh inadvance

The Risk perform Plan B "She Said"

@madnewsblog Mad News
The Risk all want to be solo acts. I can see it in their eyes. #X-Factor

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
The Risk sound the best collectively out of all the groups tonight #XFactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
They are singing this better then Plan B you know #XFactor

@naijaboymikey Mikey A Abegunde
They're sounding gooood ... They way the one on the far right could serenade me

@JusticeMBE Justice Williams MBE
Now The Risk got it together

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
I like them!!

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
RT @danilorum: If Derry raps, I will kill myself with my phone. #XFactor < Your time LOL R.I.P

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Told you!!!!! Why? Let's open our minds I beg u!

@madnewsblog Mad News
Hahahahahha I knew it. Former gang member from Croydon forced to rap. #X-Factor

@JusticeMBE Justice Williams MBE
Rapping in this show is like have bloody tomato ketchup with everything smh #XFactor

@MsQuiche Keysha Davis
This is the best Tulisa has to work with, I like em

@KarlNova Karl Nova
The Risk are the best group so far! #xfactor

@Iamdjb Barry Burt
The risk are good

Craig Colton

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Craig. Love him!

Craig Colton performs Christina Perri "Jar of Hearts"

@XianLoves ❤ Xi'an Loves ❤
This farkin HOG! #XFactor

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
He worked in a biscuit factory...... He def took his work home with him!

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
This dude looks like Peter Griffin as a teenager. #Xfactor

@LoukiaC Loukia
The par is that this guy probably gets more men than me. #XFactor

@MarvinSparks Negus Marvin Sparks
This guy deffo sat with the girls in the playground eating Dairylea and fruit practicing Spice Girls routines

@KarlNova Karl Nova
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzz #xfactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
*yawn* at bigfaceboy

@siananderson Sigh-Anne Anderson
THE TREMBLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Glad its not just me RT @DeezDecrees: Ah Craig allow the facial expressions #Xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
He felt that. Jar of Hearts. Jar of Biscuits. #Xfactor

@Popjustice Popjustice
"not just the funnyman" JUST SAY FAT TULISA JUST SAY IT #xfactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
Craig was the best so far tonight imo! I dont think they shud be making him go on a diet tho! sheeeeeet! #xFactor

Kitty Brucknell

@sonenimusic Soneni Nkomo
"@Jpizzledizzle: Kitty scares me, still." My mum just said "this one is a witch i can tell" hahahaaha

@madnewsblog Mad News
Kitty is so annoying..

@cleosol CleoSol
Kitty da bitty

@JamieHowardHaha Jamie Howard
I really want to drown this Kitty!!

@LoukiaC Loukia
RT @siananderson: I hate Kitty more than anything, ever.

Kitty performs Queen "Who Wants To Live Forever"

@sSaRpOnG Sabrina-Anne Sarpong
Kitty looks like she needs to go back to her mental home and she sounds shit!

@Popjustice Popjustice
If this racket's due to go on much longer I'm fine stopping living now thanks Kitty #xfactor

@Caligraphist The Caligraphist®
Kitty's about to murk someone. I swear. #Xfactor

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Bad song choice. Dress sense doesn't suit. Out of tune. Eyes look heavy but she looks scary! Kitty kitty kitty less is more hunny!

@MISSLALAREPORT MISS LALA
Freddy Mercury is turning, rolling and somersaulting in his grave right now #xfactor

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
You could imagine Kitty doing the exact same performance within 4 padded walls #XFactor

@danwootton Dan Wootton
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL! Kitty didn't put it down in any way. #xfactor

@MannyNorte Manny Norte
Kitty looks like some possesed FREAK! Whips, chains, knives, Handcuffs and guns ALL in her house, TRUST! #XFactor

@robbiereviews Robbie Collin
by VexintheCity
Kitty: "Criticism makes me a better performer." Get on Twitter love, you'll be the next Whitney Houston. #xfactor

@_Swaggerville Jimmy Swagger
Did that have a beginning a middle and an end?

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
She's not controversial she's just desperate

@EvadneyC Evadney
RT @canchristian I would very much like Freddie Mercury to rise from the dead and thump Kitty with a mic. #xfactor > rlmho

@VexInTheCityUK Miss Vexy
by DEEPERMC
Everyone just looks disturbed & how to react to her that's because Kitty just tried to steal your soul #XFactor

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
Kitty looks like Robbie Savage #Xfactor

@madnewsblog Mad News
RT @MNEKtweets: Kitty's forehead is TALKING THE HARDEST. #XFACTOR

Janet

@ChockzMusic Chockz
They gave her Katy B hair.

@AraTheCoach Ara
RT @MannyNorte: ....And here comes the winner....#Xfactor « co-signhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
waits for shy girl to sing in a traditional irish style and be overly praised by the judges #XFactor

Janet Devlin performs Coldplay "Fix You"

@BuckTheWorld_ Courtney[aka c0r7z®]
by siananderson
I actually cannot take how amazing Janet is. She's slaying my soul right now. I can't.

@sSaRpOnG Sabrina-Anne Sarpong
Janet is such a beautiful lil girl! And her voice is amazing! She needs to win #XFactor

@ShizzyENT Shizzy Wizzy
by siananderson
Fall back when Janet is singing

@LethalBizzle Black Jackie Chan
This girl is on the money. Win or lose she's gone. #FemaleEd #Xfactor

@LittleDonatella Donatella
I absolutely and so in love with her, she is amazing #TeamJanet

@hyperfrank Laura Brosnan
Yep yep yep Janet is smashing it as expected.

@LoukiaC Loukia
Janet's hair is the best hair on the show. Big up real hair.

@loudmouthmelvin Loudmouth Melvin
She's good but I find her boring sorry Im just being real #XFactor

@alex_macpherson Alex Macpherson
Certainly more fun than janet bloody devlin #thenewboring #sameastheoldboring #xfactor

@AraTheCoach Ara
best til last n all that! #xFactor

@studiopixie studiopixie
Smashed it #XFactor

@WendiWrites Wendi Bekoe
Not my kinda artist, but she was good..

@KarlNova Karl Nova
she looks like Rebekah Brooks from News of the world fame #xfactor

@Jpizzledizzle Joseph JP Patterson
Diana Vickers, I mean, Janet Devlin is good.

@LoukiaC Loukia
Wagner to Win. #XFactor

IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
After that show who is watching Xtra factor? Hell no! X-factor have had enough of my precious life! Tryna turn peeps into passive zombies

@ton_da_don Tonia
by CherelleNatalie
#xfactor is not what it was .

@IAm_LisaBent LISA BENT
Twitter reveals the truth of what the viewers think. TV people can gass all they like, we aint convinced. Proof in the timelines. #xfactor

In conclusion:

@funkomi Funk Omi
RT by @sonenimusic
I feel like people who watch #xfactor without twitter are only watching half the show.